Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoShe needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either knows what you want or asks you what you want and listens You deserve better.
minus-squareTexMexBazooka@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoHowever; 2a:you must actually answer the question
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoYou only get a good fisting if you speak up!
minus-squareBatman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoShe’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThat was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoOn the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
She needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either
You deserve better.
However;
2a:you must actually answer the question
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
She’ll certainly speak up with a good fisting
Speak for yourself
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…