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They’re an international spy, obviously.
A loaf of Skyrim bread.
An alternate universe where AoT took place in early 2000’s Afghanistan.
Either way he’d still be in hell lmao
Please make a version with Elon Musk
New Luigis Mansion just dropped
Mandela catalog twitter be like: Intruder
I upvoted this and love the energy, but I have no idea what it means.
Its a horror series https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkk6ZuwrqcsG1CFuI_kjfOVPunfuJEHwj
i feel like if i understood anything about this it would be less funny
It’s the Poltergust–the weapon from Luigi’s mansion. I figured it was more subtle than having her stab him in the head.
This one is gold
Instructions unclear
That’s too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing
Nah, that looks about right. It’s hard to tell how much it is when it’s dry.
Oh, shit. I made way too much pasta again.
You are not the Spaghetti Overlord. The people will sphagett as they please.
I’ll have you know that I am the king of spaghetti by birthright and you shall relinquish all of your noodles to me posthaste
No God’s! No Pasta Masters!
Spaghetti derives from the consent of the people.
That’s why you full your mouth with boiling water, duh.
Electric toothbrush? Nope, can’t draw that. :(
you know you’ve done it.Doot doot!
There are people that have done it and people that lie and say they haven’t.
Eaten baguettes? Hon hon hon
Oui hon hon
Long lips 👄
It would have cost you zero dollars to not make this and yet here we are
thank you David. everyone else can go home now
Not the kind of sidetalkin we wanted
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I don’t want to be impolite, but after a second look at the original, do you guys think it’s possible they were getting at something like this? (Don’t worry, it’s not a real penis photo, it’s just a dildo picture I grabbed from Amazon to try to give the general idea?)
This seems unlikely, I believe they were going for a salt shaker into the mouth
My mind must just be in the gutter. But still, you have to admit it does kind of look like she’s doing you-know-what!
Sorry I think I dropped the sarcasm a little too subtlety lol
One of us did. :) I was just continuing the bit, amusing myself at the idea of being too timid to even reference a blowjob after painstakingly Photoshopping and posting a photo of a throbbing, veiny dildo that somehow looks more real than my actual penis.
It looked so real the mods removed it.
It really did. If they’re anything like me, it made them deeply insecure and they didn’t want to confront it any longer (heh).
Understandable, the trouble to find a picture online of a real penis.
One day we will develop POIP technology, but, alas.
Uh, you have safe search set to moderate. You’ll need to turn that off altogether if you really want to see actual penises.
Oh, right.
Banana: how to thicken penis
You get it. Now imagine how flushed with embarrassment I was having to scroll through page after page after page of juicy cock photos trying to find just the right one.
This thread is like Reddit before it went down
Only one that made me chuckle.
No one else did it, so someone has to…
She isn’t holding a thing.
She is holding her open, empty hand, and she is looking up to you, and she says: “…yes, really, that big. Now look at you. Can you see why I just am a little disappointed?”
