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Lol @ me being reincarnated as a cat. I can’t pay bills sorry
They’d track you until you’re reincarnated into a paying body again.
And by “track” you mean they’d kill you over and over till you roll human.
Dont even remember past lives
Spent 178 years as various insects and sea creatures
Still owe $244’000 on a used honda civic rusting in a scrapyard in a completely different country
slavery genocide all the turtle down.
Making sure to add LCI, or lifetime compound interest.
And service charges related to tracking each reincarnation
Strange to see Zullie outside of the FromSoft space, but also, 100% accurate point.
Yeah. They make great videos and they turned out to have rad politics too. Neato.
“Where is this going. Debts? Companies? Did I miss some huge lore dump? Wait … are they talking about the lands outside?”
My first thought was Cruelty Squad tbh.
The real question is, does the interest go on hold till you reincarnate. Or does it keep accruing.
You have to ask? It keeps accruing!
Interest never stops accruing
Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard
.>Be me.
.>Reincarnate into a cow.
.>Moo. Moo moo moo.
.>Moo moo moo moo moo.
.>Moo
.>🐮
Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow
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Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.
I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.
Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲
I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.
Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?
Zulie the Witch has me watching videos that deep dive into lore and filenames for games I’ve never even played, good channel.
I give it an hour before someone decides indebted meat is vegan.
about 10 seconds maybe?
They will do year earlier
And class action lawsuits for damages caused in previous lives. Started a war? Polluted the land? Several million people want compensation. Can’t pay now? No problem, several lifetimes to pay off that debt.
Yeah thank god we’re not doing that kind of magical thinking.
What do you mean how long would it take? They would be the ones doing the research for that exact purpose.
Rich people would probably set something up so that their future incarnation inherits their wealth, since it’s statistically likely that they’d be reincarnated as someone poorer. I could also imagine a much stronger push to bring the birthrate up even at the cost of using unethical means to force it, because if the population decreases, there wouldn’t be enough children born for an increasingly large percentage to reincarnate into
Considering the Rich tend to control governments, this would result in shit like a ban on contraception and abortion, mayhaps legally requiring everyone have a minimum amount of children.
…do republicans know something we don’t?
If you’re an ssshole don’t you come back as an insect or animal? That would mean rich folks would have to do actual good to avoid that. Whatever their policies, after the first few trust fund dung beetles and assorted other multi-lifetime embarrassments, they’d probably snap out of it.
Hey check out the cockroach yacht club guys! Lol, how did that forced birth + soul tracking debt thing work out for you!?
Then like half their debtors would achieve nervana and fuck off to heaven or whatever.
I think the kharma religions, this would take care of itself.
If you spend your life as an asshole you come back as a sea cucumber.
