40 olives

Cheese and mustard sandwich.

When I was a kid and we had no lunch meat, I would just make a sandwich of kraft singles and mustard. Sometimes I still do this for the nostalgia.

So from what I’ve gathered from the internet it’s apparently considered weird, but Doritos (usually spicy nacho or salsa verde) dipped in cottage cheese. When I’m depressed I’ll scarf down half a bag of chips (and about a third of a tub of cottage cheese).

regular Doritos dipped in peanut butter

Comfort food: Drop dumplings (simple flour, salt, water only) in chicken broth. No veggies. No meat. Just dumplings.

Comfort activity: hiding in a closet. I am nearly 40 and will still do this XD

Peanut butter and pickles on toast

Macaroni and tuna.

Get the Mac n Cheese with the cheese pouch, not the powdered cheese-like-food-like crap.

Ever since I was a child, I’ve loved stale rice crackers. Specifically, the stage of staleness where they’re no longer super crunchy and have started going slightly rubbery (if they go past that, it’s no longer good). Something about the texture/mouthfeel is great to me. I used to leave my rice crackers to age before eating them. I don’t do it as much anymore because I still like them well enough crunchy and I don’t have the patience for it.

Other than that, I do enjoy putting a salted cracker in a sweet sandwich (jam, nutella, lemon curd, etc) to add some nice crunch. Works just as well with savoury sandwiches, but I think that’s less weird.

Oatmeal, blood sausage, miso, mushrooms & a green chilli. Looks like shit but damn if it ain’t delish

I really enjoy stale coke

Sitting in a big cardboard box with my wife and closing the flaps. We were both very stressed at the time and it just felt very cozy and quiet in there.

If I had the room I would have kept it. Instead I bought a foldable pop-up tent to try to recreate the feeling, but it’s just not the same.

Tàu hũ nước đường. It’s Vietnamese sweet silken tofu topped with a pineapple, peach, or ginger sauce. Usually with peach or mango pearls.

I used to sit in my car after a long night shift and savor every little bite. They are unfortunately not a good food for weight loss however.

Y’know, I genuinely thought I was gonna be the weirdest one here, but now I’m not so sure. There’s at least competition.

My two favorite foods:

“Tuna” casserole that is refrigerator cold. Tuna in quotes because I rarely ever actually add the tuna. It’s just egg noodles, cheese, cream of mushroom soup, normally with broccoli or peas in it.

Ramen Noodle Garbage Bowl: ramen noodles, drained, with cheese, mustard, curry, smoked paprika, blackened kielbasa/smoked sausage, and diced fresh tomatoes or halved cherry tomatoes. Often has other random ingredients. Add just enough boiling water to get everything to mix well.

Poutine with extra curds.

Cold french fries.