To all the people downvoting: plastering the political compass in contexts where it makes no fucking sense is a kind of ironic humor meant to highlight the reductive nature of judging political ideology by two axes. It’s a shitpost, and a top-tier one at that.

I think it’s more like

Red: State owned brewery is best

Blue: I diluted mine for more profit

Green: mine is just piss (horny)

Yellow: mine is just piss (no sanitation laws)