Their enterprise server hardware is pretty nice, but they did spin that off into its own subsidiary.
HPE Greenlake is actually a pretty nice service (or it used to be). They drop the hardware in your data center, but you only pay for the resources you use, and every few years they upgrade the hardware for you. Basically like an on-prem AWS.
Horrible Products applies just as well today as it did in 2002.
Nice one! I was also thinking Homicidal Perpetrator
Their enterprise server hardware is pretty nice, but they did spin that off into its own subsidiary.
HPE Greenlake is actually a pretty nice service (or it used to be). They drop the hardware in your data center, but you only pay for the resources you use, and every few years they upgrade the hardware for you. Basically like an on-prem AWS.