balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoGrandpa still got itlemmy.zipimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
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minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoArthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoMy grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I’m sure she’s fine.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoCandidly, grandpa tells his story: Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here? He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’ A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years ago“Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”
Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
What about your nana?
To shreds, you say.
My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I’m sure she’s fine.
Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
“Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”