Take a seat I guess…
I hate it when I go to meet my Tinder date, and it’s Stalin catfishing me again
I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”
And then you do everything possible to kill him before he causes another genocide right?
Nah, I’ll have my boy Chris Hansen handle that part.
Then Chris is like “I have a transcript of your AIM chat right here. You wrote 'I can’t wait to seize your means of reproduction and ride your mustache, my red daddy.” Did you really think this was appropriate to send to a 145 year old?"
Kick Mr Moustache in the head until he has another aneurysm
I knew Putin wants to bring back the Soviet Union but maybe he’s going too far. Welp off to the gulag
Go bust Matt Gaetz!!!
C’mon Chris!
Chris Handsome
lol I just posted that too
