Oh, did I say, “my girlfriend Kate”, family? Yeah, Kate’s my friend and she’s a girl!

“Girlfriend of ten months”? We’ve been friends for ten months, guys!

You see how we hug a lot, hold hands, sometimes kiss? Kate is a very dear friend to me. We’re closer than anyone else, and we show that by doing all that!

Oh, you saw me flirt with her? Friends do that jokingly! I wanna move in with her due to how expensive it’d be if we each got our own place! We’ll be ROOMMATES… who sometimes make out.