Krudler@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoIt seems like all packaged foods do this nowlemmy.worldimagemessage-square265fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageIt seems like all packaged foods do this nowlemmy.worldKrudler@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square265fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThorny_Insight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoI weighted my 500 gram broccoli recently and it was over 800 grams so I guess this goes both ways. Or then they’re compensating for the stem.
minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-210 months agoWeight a Costco chicken some time. They’re often around 50% larger than the weight on the package.
minus-squaresmokeymcpott@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoBut you can eat the stem. Just peel it and cut it into pieces.
minus-squareBob@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoVery nice pickled too! Or you can cut it into strips with a peeler and flash-pickle them for a nice little garnish.
minus-squareFudoshin ️🏳️🌈@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoGarnish is a sensual word.
minus-squareFishbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoDunno about you, but when someone says they’ll garnish my wages, it does not get my loins rustlin’.
minus-squareBob@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoIf you gave me a day and a very big piece of paper to list all of words I found sensual on, I don’t think I’d go for “garnish”, but I suppose I could be talked round.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoCompensating for the stem. Ain’t nobody want the stem. The floret…now that’s the good shit. Motherfuckers go HAM for the floret.
minus-squareJJROKCZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoBruh the stem is great, cook that in a sauce for your favorite stir fry recipe and enjoy
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoThat’s because motherfuckers are idiots. Chew that stem bruh
I weighted my 500 gram broccoli recently and it was over 800 grams so I guess this goes both ways. Or then they’re compensating for the stem.
Weight a Costco chicken some time. They’re often around 50% larger than the weight on the package.
But you can eat the stem. Just peel it and cut it into pieces.
Very nice pickled too! Or you can cut it into strips with a peeler and flash-pickle them for a nice little garnish.
Garnish is a sensual word.
Dunno about you, but when someone says they’ll garnish my wages, it does not get my loins rustlin’.
If you gave me a day and a very big piece of paper to list all of words I found sensual on, I don’t think I’d go for “garnish”, but I suppose I could be talked round.
Compensating for the stem.
Ain’t nobody want the stem. The floret…now that’s the good shit. Motherfuckers go HAM for the floret.
Bruh the stem is great, cook that in a sauce for your favorite stir fry recipe and enjoy
That’s because motherfuckers are idiots.
Chew that stem bruh