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Call my parents and my very few friends and let them know, and make sure that they understood how much they’d meant to me. Then I’d spend the rest of my time with my partner, making sure that I’d tied up loose ends, gave them full access to all my accounts so that they didn’t get nasty surprises after my death, and then just talk to them.
Get stoned, have a wank and watch star trek till I die.
But you already do that…
That’s because I live every day like it’s my last!
Would I know it’s my last day? If so, skip work and take a nap. If not, work then take a nap.
Go blow myself up at some politician
Where do you get the bomb?
Ita not that hard to make one, it’s p simple I’ve made some small scale stuff for new year
I wuld go all out and buy new kitchen sponge set.
Say “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
Make a beeline for the location of a billionaire CEO.
I’ve always been on about this! A suicial assassin is an unstoppable force. A man that has nothing to lose is a dangerous one. Two bullets n’ a gun, you’re taking someone with you to hell. They can’t question you, sentance you, shame you, and if you killed some popular enough guy you’ll go down in history. If you’re client has the capacity they can even pay your family.
Honor Luigi.
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Maybe what I’m doing right now? I mean, it could be.
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
Smoke weed erry day
The secret ingredient… is #Crime 😎
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
Make sure my wife is on top of our finances as possible and figure out and start disability paperwork and direction for her to take to try and survive.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
It is what it is but I sure hope I don’t go before her as she is massively screwed at that point.
Same boat here. My spouse has numerous health issues that are mostly manageable, but the physical limitations make employment difficult and the Medicaid health plans are such as PITA to deal with that they may as well not be there. My spouse has extremely low self-esteem beat into them since childhood by an asshole stepfather (that over two decades I’ve only minimally been able to improve), and thus no drive to fight for the help that is needed. Me going would likely mean the end for both of us.
