Theres no death note community to post this in so… here we go…
(Btw, how many names do you think you can fit on there?)
I just write, “FLORIDA”.
Instructions unclear. Killed every single “FLORIDA” key chain instead.
Florida is a actually a fairly common first name, you’ll need to write Florida America.
With a first name like Florida, they can go too, honestly.
First on my list would be, just as an experiment, someone completely random I find online just to see what happens. You know, something that would somehow end up making major news, news big enough that I’d hopefully see it when my dad watches the nightly news. Just to see that the page works. My parents would never find the page since they don’t go through my stuff, so I’d be safe there. Just gotta make sure nobody sees it through a camera, so phone and laptop out of the way when I write. Definitely burn it after it’s all used up and everyone on it is dead to ensure nobody sees it. Wouldn’t be that hard for me to put it in my pyrex bowl and light it up.
After confirming it works, get to work on some of the people I wanna see gone for whatever reason. If a torn/cut off piece works, you bet I’d take some lines and cut them before cutting those into smaller pieces. Then store them in my wallet for any time I’m out and about and have a surprise Mormon missionary pop up on me. Sounds cruel, but I ain’t got time for them and don’t know how to effectively tell them no. Just have to have them sign the slips, with me asking for an autograph or something before I leave.
The rest would go to various people. I think some of my biggest targets would be looking up the mega pastors here in America and having them reveal to all their followers that they have been scammed the whole time, calling them the dumbest sheeple on the planet before ending themselves somehow. Mega pastors deserve it for stealing money from the gullible.
Next would be a large group of CEOs from large tech firms. They’d probably have enough time to clear their schedules and meet up with each other, so there would be a livestreamed MMA match to the death, after telling the world how they’ve defrauded everyone and that the class war is on because after the match they’re sending kill squads to eradicate the poor. So probably have them use their wealth to try and coordinate that as well and set it up so it doesn’t actually happen, but that they planned on making it happen, with verifiable messaging/email to prove it. Really set the world up for chaos, I guess. Winner of the match would just kill themselves, I guess, IDK what they would do if anything. CEOs like the gøøg|e, amazøn, twatter, fakebook, redd¡t, and maybe a few others sound good to me because they definitely screw over loads of people.
I think my 3rd set would just be a single target if I could figure out who they are. Just gotta figure out who the head of the American branch of scientology is so I could make that fool reveal all the crimes he is able to reveal that the wackjob cult has ever committed here in America by making sure they’re all made publicly available by making the records public domain and widely available while also making him get rid of their tax exempt status by having people lobbying the government to permanently remove it forever to add insult to injury. Let the people know what that cult is all about while simultaneously ruining them.
Though, after that, cannot think of any other local (country wide) targets, so from there, probably go after some big names I cannot say because I don’t feel comfortable saying. Politicians and dictators are a scary thing to have hunting you over the fact you make a post about wanting them gone, so I’mma end it there.
Don’t know how possible some of this would be, but you gotta admit it would bring chaos to our world and really shake up the status quo having all these things happen.
Putin falls to his death from an open window.
I’d burn it. I’m not a murderer. Having a way to murder someone doesn’t make me want to do it.
I’m a bit of a Buddhist myself, but knowing that I stopped billions from suffering for ending the lives of a few evil people, I could do it.
I could do it with my bare hands.
If you burn it, or fail to use it, someone you briefly thought maybe should go on the list gets to use it
?? I didn’t “briefly think” to write any name, it goes straight to the gas stove.
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Good start, but change them all to “by testicular/ovarian devastation” and then write in the names of every billionaire on earth followed by their closest relatives out to about 3 degrees of separation.
Might even fix some overcrowding
I’m not familiar with death note so excuse my ignorance.
Can I use a typewriter or a printer on it or does it have to be handwritten?
The exact rule is:
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
I’m not sure if printing counts. Since thats you instructing a non-living object to spill ink on to a page, not technically “writing”
Putin
Trump
Kim Jong Un
Netanyahu
All heart attacks, all at the same time. Play like Light except with world leaders. Undoubtedly I’m missing many, but I could add as needed. Minimal text size to leave space.
No public statements so I’m harder to trace. Then I save the page. If a world leader pulls some horrendous shit, down they go.
It would be flawed for the same reasons Light is, and it would be biased to my viewpoints, but I don’t care. I cannot imagine the world would be a worse place with those people dead. And eventually people would spot the pattern and then leaders might think twice.
Although for the planet overall maybe it’d be better to use it for eco-terrorism
Most-importantly, don’t also go kill anyone that says you’re evil, just to stoke your ego.
Yeah and the same if someone is chasing/suspecting you. They would never be able to prove anything if you don’t make a mistake or draw attention to yourself. Also helpful that L is fictional
Add to it that they evacuate their bowels and are alive long enough to suffer embarrassment.
I really like this one. Maybe it would scare leaders to not become corrupt scum of the earth. Saving it for people who impact the most lived makes the most sense to me.
You’ve left off the upcoming president of the United States, Elon Musk
Don’t you have to be a natural born citizen for that?
For the formal title, yes. To have the power, you just need a bunch of money and a weak, easily-manipulated man to do what you say.
And he should get run over by an unmanned Tesla, just to drive the point home.
The thing that’s always interested me is that you can choose how they die, but surely there are limits?
Could i say ‘dead by gunshot wound to the back?’ Is there a bullet left over? A gunman seen fleeing the scene?
It has to be plausable.
If there is not gun around, they just die by heart attack.
Example: If you write: “dead by Car Accident” and the victim is the middle of nowhere where its implausible for a car to be nearby, they just die of a heart attack.
A plausible seanario you could write is: “death by gunshot wound; purchases a gun and attempts to use the gun to commit bank robbery, is shot dead after shooting at responding law enforcement officers and misses, provoking a deadly return fire in response” (the bullets shot at law enforcement had to miss, since the death note cannot make a target kill other people)
“Kolanaki, death by snu-snu.”
I’d probably just eat some chips or a cupcake while an entire police force discusses me for what feels like 600 hours and nothing at all ever happens
Just copy the Forbes richest people list.
Yup, and add in world leaders if there is still room on the page
I would continue Luigi’s legacy by trying to fit as many names of c-suite personnel of evil corporations on it, font size 1.
I suggest a microfiche printer.
Stop stripping Luigi Mangione of his right to presumption of innocence.
It depends on how small you write, I suppose.
If you just want people to die, you can put down quite the massacre on both sides of an A4 page.
However, if you want people do to specific things before they die, like billionaires redisteubuting their personal wealth, or steer world leaders to reverse a lot of their bullshit, you’re going to have to get very creative with your wording to optimise as much page space as possible.
Hang out with a cool ghost.
Cool ghost aint gonna be happy if you don’t entertain them.
(btw, having posession of one sheet doesn’t give you the cool ghost, you’d need the actual book)
Do you have any evidence of individual pages having different rules than the book as a whole? It’s a plot point in at least one episode (I think multiple) that individual pages ripped out can still be used (it’s even the entire point of your hypothetical). Why do you believe you touching an individual page wouldn’t let you see the Shinigami?
Why do you believe you touching an individual page wouldn’t let you see the Shinigami?
You can. But the thing with death notes, is that shinigamis only follows the owner of a death note, not people carrying a page. As far as I know, no shinigami ever followed Takada.
You know that list of the richest people in the world?
You’d need to investigate their heirs first, because they’ll just make s bunch of new oligarchs when they die and those will catch the pattern pretty quickly.
