PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoI kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right nowmessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right nowPeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-211 days agoHow old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age. You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoA good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭
minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days ago“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
How old are you? I’ve heard it said “Never trust a fart over forty” so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.
A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭
“Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom… never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)