Kaelygon@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoHow many watch lists am I on now?message-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareHow many watch lists am I on now?Kaelygon@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoI used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoNot to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.
minus-squareHadriscus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agooh… I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?
minus-square30p87@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoThe Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months ago“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”
minus-squareLiz@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoThe funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-29 months agoCriminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes… a fair few simply because of bragging.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoThe ones who don’t make dumb mistakes don’t get caught.
I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.
The feline investigation bureau?
Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.
oh… I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?
The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?
That agents name? George Washington.
“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”
The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.
Criminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes… a fair few simply because of bragging.
The ones who don’t make dumb mistakes don’t get caught.