Dear Linux community,

In these shite times, we need to remember to see the human in all of us. So I address the humans of this community:

  1. To the Stallmanites. SCREW CORPORATE YEAHHHHH! Each day humanity grows smarter, no matter how many iPad kids or mass media diatribes there are, so celebrate how far we’ve fucking come. Look at your oldest machine. You’re a million times better. My old Slackware was full of SHIT! FUCK YEAH

  2. To the pragmatists. Linux doesn’t get in your way. People get in each others’ ways all the time. But most importantly, don’t get in your own way. If you’re feeling like shit – the human capacity to hope beats everything to a pulp. You know what we do when shit fucks? We submit a fucking pull request. FUCK YEAH

  3. To the hobbyists. Life is a bundle of fun so feel every moment. When you’re old, and you’ll be old as fuck, you’ll be like “fuck yeah I lived every moment of my life up to now.” So fuck another segfault up. Learn C, and call C the best language. Then learn Rust and call Rust the best language. Make a homelab then call homelab the best language. FUCK YAML HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

Flaming hot wishes,

Your fellow fucking human.

  • Luna@lemdro.idEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Lmao, I love the diss at that AI post. Merry GNU/Christmas 🎄🎁🎉, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Christmas 🎄🎁🎉

    • fool@programming.devOP
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      2 days ago
      click for free copypasta (🎄🍝 leftovers)

      “I use Christmas as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.

      “Actually”, he says with a grin, “Christmas is just the kernel. You use GNU+Christmas!”

      I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, “I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Christmas, but it’s not GNU+Christmas.”

      The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!”

      Coolly, I reply “If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won’t be for long.” With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp.

      I’ve womansplained him to death.