• ???@lemmy.worldOP
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    10 months ago

    That will help foster a sense of community and teamwork. Thank you for your attention. Please return to your cafeteria seat.

    Sincerely,

    Your Manager

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      10 months ago

      PS. We’ve been receiving noise complaints from employees with offices near the cafeteria, outside of lunch hours. Please keep the noise in that area to a minimum out of respect for your peers.

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      10 months ago

      It’s funny because I know you don’t work at my company but those are word for word the messages we get constantly as we continue to lose IT people and specialists