Assuming the FDA and regulations don’t exist. Also no normal food.
Glass - crunchy ink (in various colours) - each one looks like it could have a different taste dandelions - vegan option
I had a school kid who moved to a different district and then ate 12 non-latex gloves there before anyone noticed. Not recommended.
Clay infused raw egg white mousse, shaved tree bark on a filters mud reduction and a linoleum chew to finish
Grilled cheese-grater
Pica? Pica? I’d definitely have something on the menu called Pika-chew
Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns
Elmer’s Glue because it’s already supposed to be safe enough to ingest without toxicity problems.
Elmer’s White Glue is too vanilla
Elmer’s glue mixed with red food coloring as a replacement to the tomato sauce
Glue in different colors, different hair salads, gravel and sand dishes. And a selection of straw, pencil, and pen appetizers so you have something to chew on while you pick.
Nice ideas for apps.
Also like the different colored glue. Its like sprinkles but liquid!
Aerogel. Always seemed like it would have an interesting texture.
The menu.
