Yeah. It should really be monopoly man ass raping saint Nicholas in a red and white gimp suit.
They absolutely do not. The only reason it’s celebrated over there is because “It’s an American thing, don’t you wanna do the trendy American thing?”
No joke, they eat KFC for Christmas because KFC was doing poorly in Japan, but they realized it was considered “trendy” and “cool” to do “The American Thing”, so they just gaslight everyone into thinking KFC is a Christmas Tradition in America, and somehow they still believe that.
Do they actually try to run with the idea that the KFC on Christmas thing is how it’s celebrated outsideof Japan as well? I just assumed that they’d kind of formed their own tradition that’s less formal and less associated with home cooking since it’s not a real holiday and just a kind of for fun thing.
It’s called “Yule”, you christian crusading monsters!
No, guys we crucify Santa on Easter.
This made me laugh boisterously. I’m sending it immediately to a friend and to my partner. This will be my favorite thing of the day, I’m sure of it.
Edit: Joker laugh. Not kidding.
meh, close enough.
No. They understand it just fine. Better than western Christians at least.
You👏 say👏 Merry👏 Christmas👏 not👏 Happy👏 Holidays👏 Jesus👏 didn’t👏 die👏 for👏 us👏 so 👏 you 👏 can👏 disrespect👏 Santa👏 Clause!👏
You 🎄say 🎄Merry🎄 Christmas🎄not🎄Happy🎄Holidays🎄Jesus🎄didn’t🎄die🎄for🎄 us🎄 so 🎄you 🎄can🎄disrespect🎄Santa🎄Clause!🎄
Kurisumasu = buy shit. And eat KFC. Okay, that second part is solely their own.
Santa died on the cross for our KFC.
I believe US doesn’t understand christmas, what’s with the bastardized SAiNT(a) niCoLAUS, dressed in Coca Cola costume, instead of the baby jesus celebration. Eh, anyway, as a frugal agnostic, I don’t care either way.
Eh, anyway, as a frugal agnostic, I don’t care either way.
I read furry agnostic and for a moment thought, “Oh shit furries don’t like Christmas? TIL TIL.”
No no, it means the belief that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of Furries.
meh. Christianity hijacked Pagan Winter Solstice traditions and some historians even think Jesus was actually born around September. The bible flat out forbids Christmas trees(Jeremiah 10:1-4).
I mean, it’s all based on he said she said nonsense the further back you dig anyways. The only difference today is that corporations hijacked the public consciousness to perpetuate consumerism, instead of it being cave dwelling Jews or delusional Roman oracles with an affinity for pharmacological ‘substances’.
Jesus wasn’t even born in December lol. Early Christians stole the winter solstice festivities from Pagans, because that’s how cults work - they leach off of other cultures, then either twist or outright re-write those traditions, allegorical stories, and legends to benefit their narratives.
Never change, Japan.
I misread this as “Never cringe, Japan”. Still works.
That guy just got replaced by KFC Santa is all.
I think they nailed it
It took me a while to see through all the jpeg
Thank santa I’m not the only one
And I think it’s beautiful.
