I aspired to the purity of simple carbs. Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved…
From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.
The Omnomnomissiah?
I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…
Because sucrose is eternal.
Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.