Everyone? You sure? Off the top of my head I’ve heard:
A fellow millennial recently calling his tower “the modem”.
A user who thinks a computer experiencing a “crash”, as in the unexpected termination of a process, means everything on the hard drive was just lost.
A teacher who swears their fiber optic internet connection always slows down when it rains.
A family member who thinks cell phones are actually miraculous.
An IT director who decided to save time while rewiring an entire school district by forgoing patch panels entirely, terminating hundreds of CAT-6 cables (which he laid directly on top of the drop ceiling grid) with RJ45 connectors plugged straight into switches, labeling each with masking tape.
A police officer who called his chief and supervisor over to his desk in order to explain that he discovered a massive vulnerability on the agency website, demonstrating the risk by showing them how he could change some text with the browser’s element inspector.
A software developer who only used Internet Explorer (years ago when Chrome was still arguably the best option) because “Google tracks you”. He was later sentenced to decades in federal prison for organizing the production of CSAM on the surface web, not the darknet, mostly over Craigslist.
The last one bugs me. I keep my mouth shut about my issues with tracking because I fucking hate being a product for corpos, but because child predators avoid it as well, I get looked at like a perv for doing that. Apparently good people do their utmost to remove their privacy in order to avoid such appearances.
I’ve been that, only it was “processor”, not “modem”.
I’ve met a guy of the “Windows reinstaller” kind, who thought that you can reformat a hard drive if it has SMART warnings and they’ll go away.
This may not be entirely false, if it rains in a wider area. Say, lots of people use the same infrastructure via wireless connections, and when it rains, their have packets dropped more often etc, sometimes connections interrupted because of this, then even on L3 there’s more actual traffic because of resending packets, even on application level trying to do something many times instead of doing it once. So in the end there’s more load on the same infrastructure, and the connection may be slower even for people connected via fiber. I’m not a network admin so this may look clumsy.
Well, life is less interesting for them than it could be.
Seen too much of similar things.
I’ve been that.
Actual criminals think differently from us, and I’d say there’s an element of evolution to this, so they are likely right and we are likely wrong.
Right, as in something other than the result of careful research and development. She’s just older and doesn’t have the slightest idea how anything works, habitually trying three different appliances to warm up her coffee when the power goes out before realizing they all need electricity, so it’s all just magic and mystery.
Then again, it’s people like us who say things like “computers are just rocks we tricked into thinking by putting lightning inside of them” so I don’t not get it.
Calling something magic because you’re using that to mean “something made with science beyond my understanding” is definitely different from using it as “this is literally magic made by sorcerers”.
One is a joke, the other is evidence of the failure of the educational system.
EVERYONE IS SO MUCH BETTER AT COMPUTERS THAN MEEEEEEEE
I know how to navigate a Windows file system and my 13-year-old daughter doesn’t. So I can still feel superior to someone!
Everyone? You sure? Off the top of my head I’ve heard:
A fellow millennial recently calling his tower “the modem”.
A user who thinks a computer experiencing a “crash”, as in the unexpected termination of a process, means everything on the hard drive was just lost.
A teacher who swears their fiber optic internet connection always slows down when it rains.
A family member who thinks cell phones are actually miraculous.
An IT director who decided to save time while rewiring an entire school district by forgoing patch panels entirely, terminating hundreds of CAT-6 cables (which he laid directly on top of the drop ceiling grid) with RJ45 connectors plugged straight into switches, labeling each with masking tape.
A police officer who called his chief and supervisor over to his desk in order to explain that he discovered a massive vulnerability on the agency website, demonstrating the risk by showing them how he could change some text with the browser’s element inspector.
A software developer who only used Internet Explorer (years ago when Chrome was still arguably the best option) because “Google tracks you”. He was later sentenced to decades in federal prison for organizing the production of CSAM on the surface web, not the darknet, mostly over Craigslist.
3 is possible if the physical run to your home is in bad shape. I’ve known two people who had weather dependant internet due to that.
Actually, I’d chalk it up to a radio backhaul between the fiber demark and the ISP’s router. Providers do weird shit sometimes.
But I’d be surprised if getting a fiber connection wet would affect it.
The last one bugs me. I keep my mouth shut about my issues with tracking because I fucking hate being a product for corpos, but because child predators avoid it as well, I get looked at like a perv for doing that. Apparently good people do their utmost to remove their privacy in order to avoid such appearances.
I’ve been that, only it was “processor”, not “modem”.
I’ve met a guy of the “Windows reinstaller” kind, who thought that you can reformat a hard drive if it has SMART warnings and they’ll go away.
This may not be entirely false, if it rains in a wider area. Say, lots of people use the same infrastructure via wireless connections, and when it rains, their have packets dropped more often etc, sometimes connections interrupted because of this, then even on L3 there’s more actual traffic because of resending packets, even on application level trying to do something many times instead of doing it once. So in the end there’s more load on the same infrastructure, and the connection may be slower even for people connected via fiber. I’m not a network admin so this may look clumsy.
Well, life is less interesting for them than it could be.
Seen too much of similar things.
I’ve been that.
Actual criminals think differently from us, and I’d say there’s an element of evolution to this, so they are likely right and we are likely wrong.
To be fair to 4, cell phones are miraculous.
In its simplest form, they’re amalgamated rocks we taught to internally process lightning.
Daaamn that’s a good one
6 got me LMAO
My boss called me immediately to tell me about that one because he knew I’d laugh my ass off.
It’s true. All of it.
Number 4 is kind of correct, but I suspect the family member means it in a magical kind of miraculous?
Right, as in something other than the result of careful research and development. She’s just older and doesn’t have the slightest idea how anything works, habitually trying three different appliances to warm up her coffee when the power goes out before realizing they all need electricity, so it’s all just magic and mystery.
Then again, it’s people like us who say things like “computers are just rocks we tricked into thinking by putting lightning inside of them” so I don’t not get it.
Calling something magic because you’re using that to mean “something made with science beyond my understanding” is definitely different from using it as “this is literally magic made by sorcerers”.
One is a joke, the other is evidence of the failure of the educational system.
At least it’s a real world demonstration of the concept that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
that doesn’t make my unencrypted jellyfin server look so bad.