That reads like a fake account set up for someone else to bully them.
Those boobs would weigh close to 110lb wouldn’t they?
This comment made me curious, so I looked this up. From what i can see a boob like that would be somewhere around ~15lbs.
Your username suggests you should have already known that.
He just had to run a quick SELECT in his self-hosted boobie DB. Don’t do my boy like that
Next question: What kind of fabric is her top made of? It is flexible enough to fit tightly yet inflexible enough to keep up the enormous knockers.
The man has standards. Whether they are realistic though?
I am extremely smart
Always funny
Smart men don’t need jesus it’s that simple
/s
Will never understand the whole “must be under 5’xx” stuff guys put in their descriptions. Kings know tall girls are the best
Tell girls and short girls are both great. My wife is medium, and medium girls are great too.
I don’t get the “no visible muscle mass” either. This is probably my lesbianism talking but muscular women are 🤤
Yeah, but… You’re not suffering from exceptionally fragile masculinity.
Anime girl in pic is 150 lb,
Firstly, I believe you. Secondly, reference?
5’6" would not bang
This has to be satire, right?
Maybe a bully victim. And lo and behold it’s being spread around the internet as the bully intended.
It’s what we in the industry call “Bait”.
And it’s working.The industry?
The importance of a healthy shitposting sector has been steadily growing in this economy.
But AI poses new challenges for employees due to its unprecedented ability to write loads and loads of shit.
A secure career for ambitious shitposters in the future will require specialization in key subtopics and focus on SAAS (Shitposting As A Service).The master baiting industry.
Oh no, all the poor broken screens from the hard left swiping.
Don’t cut off “I am extremely smart”, that’s definitely the best part
gr8 b8 m’m8
This is satire
Trust me, it’s not just satire.
I was in a homeless shelter about 7 years ago, unfortunately as a resident, and this dude I shared my room with was like 40 and would post on his Facebook profile that he was looking for a godly woman who doesn’t want to work and wants kids. His description of her was as follows:
Must be blonde, 5 foot to 5.5 foot tall, weigh no more than 110 lbs, must be religious to the only point of life was serving god and him. She must be no older than 25 and big boobs and perfect breeding hips.
This dude was 40, 300 lbs, 6ft tall. Took a shower once a week, worked at pilgrims chicken on the kill floor, and was so slow it took him 10 minutes to walk up a 100ft driveway from where the bus dropped him off. And yet he could never understand why No women wanted anything to do with him
Reminds me of Chris chan’s attraction sign…
Still funny tho. And you know people like this exist, they just don’t say it this straightforward.
It better be
