• DeadWorldWalking@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        The only freedom i have left in my life is deciding when I die, so i get to feel a little free whenever i decide that today isn’t the day…

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      9 days ago

      My stupid body took the cannabis away from me, now all I have is the passive suicidal ideation… It’s also my retirement plan! Good ol’ 409mm1k

      • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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        9 days ago

        It’s also my retirement plan! Good ol’ 409mm1k

        Jesus Crist! I get wanting to overkill serving yourself a Kurt Cobain breakfast special, but where the hell did you even find a 409mm gun? Do you own a battleship?

        • Asafum@feddit.nl
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          9 days ago

          We all own many battleships in America! The trick is having them let you on board at the right time. Lol