May thy knife chip and shatter.
In high school we thought it was funny to throw on Teeth whenever we had guys over
Teeth…where? TEETH WHERE???
I think you’ve surmised the answer ꒰(･‿･)꒱
Excellent film
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.
Especially in your vagina
shai-huludussy
Dunelight
Fleshdune
If you make a lamp out of communion wafers, is that a Fleshlight of Christ?
Bless it’s cumming and going…
Bless the Maker and his Water 💦💦💦
Ah fuck, I should have called it: Shai-hulussy
It sounds much better spoken aloud.
Make your own spice blow kit
That looks like the anti-rape device they built for women in South Africa
But now it’s an anti-popcorn device.
They could’ve used the pain box so people can “put their hand in the box”, but they really had to go with shai-huludussy.
Using a tongue barrier, very responsible
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Wussy
