SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoFor context, texas is a state roughly the size of texaslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageFor context, texas is a state roughly the size of texaslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months ago“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoAnd he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!
“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”
And he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!