no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agoUnethical relationship advicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageUnethical relationship advicelemmy.worldno banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareSlimeKnight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·27 days agoWhile at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·27 days agoUh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoIf you break your taxes how will we use them
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoIs it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
and for crime/court
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?