I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Live, Laugh, Linux
Fiddle, Tweak, Reinstall.
"Linux…
“Because you don’t have to be the product”
“No overlords”
“What spying?”
“Infinitely extentable”
Which one do you like best?
Because it’s your computer
If you don’t read the man pages, we’re going to ban you from the chat.
It’s pretty difficult to have a slogan when the price tag is reason enough to download it
Yeah but I’m thinking of some slogan like brand. For example once KDE had that Microsoft later copied
simple by default, powerful when needed
“Capitalism kills”
It is in fact GNU/Linux.
What if I use Alpine?
Then its Busybox/Linux
Dont
Hurts So Good
*Hurds
Its not windows
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.
Or it is still turned on cause it failed.
Amazing!
it’s like magic or somethin’.
The penguin is merciful.
Virtue by default, Linux.
From one of my memes (which compares the common 3 OS types): https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/3ad94e0f-c145-4b1b-9a41-16f3ebcfee1b.webp
It will hurt the whole way down. Please don’t climb.
Also implies that you can actually climb it (metaphorical for “learning”) and has the option to stay above or climb down. Based on the image, its an art project that just stays there for you to explore.
“Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Linux, G”
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