Found some very special “make it look hacky” bash in criminal minds.
And here we see an expert hacker at work, with just a few commands as a root user, they managed to gain root access.
Ah look at the cute little Viewsonic birds on the upper left. :D
How is changing directories “hacking”???
Just keep changing directories and the mainframe will be confused and overwhelmed and tHeN ThE SyStEm cOlLaPsEs, MaN!!!
Congratulations! I see you know how to change directories. That’s quite a breakthrough.
I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network
TBH, on ancient insecure systems that might work.
Not very exciting though
That’s some shitty ‘hacking’…
But what makes these shell commands ‘bash’ exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.
Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?
Yeah everyone knows the real way to hack Linux is to do
tree /Lots of weird looking text output means lots of hacking
Making a new python environment
This guy pythons
Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?
An actual CLI would frighten the windows users watching the show.
“Scary how hackers are always using DOS prompts isn’t it?”
–Confused Windows Viewers
I guess I just used bash as deonym for shell. Sry. It was late and I was tired.
Hey no worries, I dunno why I even called that out. Lack of sleep due to back pain and responding to posts at 2am I guess
just tried to re-watch “the girl in the spider’s web”, the not-sequel to fincher’s masterpiece that’s “the girl with the dragon tattoo”. I remember hating it way back when and went in with a “how bad can it be” attitude… dios mio, what a colossal mountain of shit. the “hacking” in OP is hard sci-fi compared to this turdistan, and that’s the least of its problems.
someone posted already the gell-mann amnesia effect and this applies to everything. how guns are portrayed in movies as magical. cars and how they’re driven. the laughable naive cop shows. medical procedures. legal proceedings. journalists and their MO.
you hafta run your brain at 110% at all times to be able to somewhat disregard the learned idiocy that was programmed into you from an early age. here’s hoping we have the infrastructure in place so generations that are coming can avoid becoming similarly handicapped.
Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.
OMG, they just got root access!!!
Heresy? In my Linux command line? It’s more likely than you think
“I’m in.”
Viewsonic monitor tho. Nostalgic AF
NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!
SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!
HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK
I upvoted, but the image didn’t load, so I hope that it’s something funny or relevant
at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.
We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood
Me when I forget why I’m in a directory, then remember, but forget again
Thanks for the laugh
pwd even when the bash prompt tells me where I am
I forget pwd
There’s a website for all your 1337 hax0r needs hackertyper.net
but when I’m in?
I don’t know, I tried it and it commented its code. Who does that?
Just wait until they discover rm, mv, and mkdir!
mkdir /dir cd /dir cd /dir mkdir 2 cd /dir cd /dir/2 cd /dir mv 2 /2 cd /2 mkdir /dir/3 rm -f 3
I‘m in.
We’re home
