WHY IS GAMORA!
Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
How is Gamora?
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
So, maybe 28 Days Later?
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
if(calledOut){ say("It's just a joke bro"); }
That’s some quality cringe buddy, how bad do you wish you could code?
…I’m a software engineer… it’s a take on this classic
Sure buddy.
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I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
Duly noted homie.
Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn’t dye because they were under your clothes. If you’re going to be permanently green, go full body.
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
I have some very good news for you…
God I wish dwarves were real
I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Brothers of the mine rejoice.
Swing, swing, swing with me!
Raise your pick and raise your voice.
Sing, sing, song with me!
Did… did she use Rit?
Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?
Hulk smash!
She prolly into photosynthesis now.
Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.
Don’t forget the twerking
It’s not easy bein’ green
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?Because it’s there.
On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you’re in LA
But, is her pussy green?