I’d like to become a tree.
Give my body to a cabal of necrophiliacs so I can continue to be fucked in death as I was in life.
Sky burial! Hack me up and feed me to animals and plants. That way I can at least give some of the energy back that I consumed in my life
Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.
I don’t thing corpse borne explosive device(CBEDs) are a legal form of burial, but I am not one to stand in the way of someone’s dreams so long as nobody is physically harmed.
How about dehydrated like jerky?
“This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!”
Make me and my partner a tree, set up a hammock between us, and hang with us from time to time
Flay my skin, stretch and tan it into a hammock, hang it between these two people and then lay in it and smoke a joint
The more the merrier!
Know what? If it makes someone else happy then go for it. Hand me to some necrophiliacs while you’re at it, I will literally not care.
install doom on me
What are your specs?
Toaster.
Reminder to leave instructions for your loved ones, regardless of your age or health. One of the hardest decisions your family will go through is trying to guess what you’d want.
Take what someone else can use (not sell), chuck the rest in a hole in the ground in the middle of the woods.
Trebuchet my bloated corpse into Dick Cheney’s living room
Sky burial seems pretty cool: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial
Forgotten
Just throw me in the trash
Can’t believe this was at the bottom
Eat me, bang me, fill me up with cream. Who gives a shit?
I think just cremation. Get rid of this body suit. :)
I’m excited for what’s next.
Do you know Jesus
Having recently watched Andor, I think I’d like to be made into a brick and used as a weapon against fascists.
Well boy are you alive at the right time!
I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest
