bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square468linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square468linkfedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchdate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepcat is watching you the whole time, judging…
Art 👌
Human contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA