So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.
You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.
Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: “AirPods. Now with subwoofer.”
Actually, the plug-in part makes it funnier… cuz it’s butt plug.
Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do
https://jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allow-it-to-build-900-m-1850929505
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested
Sam, your son would like a word with you.
I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
bAss
iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)
Also cheat during chess championships!
I’d try it.
I’m first in line
C’mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!