irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoThey must not be tiredlemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThey must not be tiredlemmy.worldirreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareJackGreenEarth@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 hours agoI get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 hours agoIt’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 hours agoI was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 hour ago But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires He just has to think outside the box.
I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
They forgot Rule One.
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
He just has to think outside the box.
Witness reports, for example.
Why does this question matter?