Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?
What’s the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?
snow cone, but backwards
Choco tacos for the classy evenings
You’d put a Choco Taco in your choco taco? Fierce.
Chipwich and I’ll smash it into my ass like I’m an upside down cookie monster.
Push pop, backwards.
Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.
You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.
In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.
Not including a Golden Gaytime in these options is a real missed opportunity…
That’s so weird - I heard about, for the first time, and looked up this ice-cream only this morning. There was a failed petition to change the name, which generated a number of counter petitions.
11, horizontally. I’m gonna put the “choco” in “choco taco”
Anyone who doesn’t choose a Creamsicle is not getting the full experience of something up your ass
I’ve seen enough EMT Tiktok to know that I need a flared base.
So I’ma have to go with screwball but upside down
Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so
Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.
Probably the firecracker
