Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
Is that where the name comes from?
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
That’s painful sounding
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
What a terrible day to have eyes…
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me
My condolences.
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?.. I am curious.
bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.
Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
