Cyberdyne Systems, Wayland-Yutani Corporation, Tyrell Corporation, or Arasaka Corporation? Something else?
Virtucon (Dr Evil’s org in Austin Powers)
Brondo, the thirst mutilator.
Mao-Kwikowski Mercantile, with their subsidiary Protogen.
OCP
ICP
Taco Bell
Spoiler
Demolition Man
Nah nothing that cool. A megacorp that has so much influence that it doesn’t need a military of its own. It knows everything it needs to about everyone, can sway public opinion as it wishes, and will continue to enmesh itself into every aspect of private and public life. It produces no products. We are the products, and we are the consumers.
And it’s already here: Google, Meta, whatever Elon Musk is doing idk.
Pizza Hut’s biggest mistake was selling off their war-fleet.
Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.
So, Evil Corp, then
Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.
Like they’ll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company’s shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.
Yeah I don’t see how anyone can not see it’s Google… Who else is even close to having all our data? All the web searches, mobile android play backend, maps, Google streetcar, etc etc… They know everything.
Buy N Large!
That’s Amazon.
Costco
I like money.
Welcome to Costco. I love you
I could really go for a Starbucks right now.
We don’t have time for a hand job.
Weyland-Yutani canonically merged with Wal-Mart, so Wal-Mart.
Aint the Standard Oil is the OG that “pioneered” many of the bread and butter tactics of acquiring and abusing monopoly market power?
Fucking Nestle
Pssst, Amazon already exists…
If we have to go by a fictional one, I think OCP.
You down with OCP (Yeah you know me)
Who’s down with OCP (Every last homie)
You down with OCP (Yeah you know me)
Who’s down with OCP (All the homies)
I’m not sure if that’s OC or a reference I’m not cultured enough to understand, but I can absolutely imagine a modern OCP advertising jungle like that, showing how down with everyone OCP is and totally not evil in any shape or form. The TV ad of course shows people dancing to it like it’s time coke ad.
Reference to “OPP” by Naughty by Nature, late 80s hip-hop.
Black rock
Blue Sun
It’s all of them, all at once. Yesterday.
It’s called the United States of America
