So this “joke” is still funny in 2024 huh?
The interwebs seems very, very concerned over Mac and Don’s supperclub’s ability to provide an awful excuse for “ice cream” in the world’s worst cone. Stop the madness. Touch grass and eat real food, nerds.
Look, I’m addicted to sugar fat and salt okay.
Funny thing is that over here in Europe the ice cream machines seem to work almost all the time. I understand that it’s because they use a different brand of machines, but I’m not sure about the details.
Knowledge is power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4
Canada here, never encountered a broken machine.
They are down for maintenance frequently, but nowhere near as frequently as the American locations that have the fucked up contracts with the machine manufacturer.
It’s almost never broken. I have only been turned away for a broken machine one time ever, and McFlurries are more or less a monthly treat.
Sorry to break the internet meme, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t all that common.
It’s probably locational and possibly the time of day. Since I understand cleaning them are a pain, certain locations may not prioritize it properly, or the downtime is always when you would go. The one by me for example has been down all of the 10+ times I’ve asked for something, but I know family members have gotten some ice cream there, so it’s not like permanently busted or anything.
Fortunately there is objective data: https://mcbroken.com/
I feel for Americans and their broken McDonald’s ice cream machines… McFlurrys are bomb af
I had one yesterday after 3 years. Is good
They can’t legally call it ice cream. It ain’t ice cream.
From what I was told about my local McDonald’s:
The reason is that people flip when they’re told “we’re cleaning the machine right now” and demand the ice cream immediately, so they say it’s out of order so customers don’t question it. Cleaning the machine takes a long time so they try to have it done before their shift ends. So a lot of times they stop serving ice cream after midnight, sometimes even after eleven. Not every location does it at the same time, but there are predictable patterns the machines “breaking”
This is a McD0nblds advertisement for free.
Their “iced cream” is made from diseased rapist AIDS jizz and diarrhea.
Every time you make a joke about McD0nblds “iced cream machine broken” R0nbld McD0bnld knife-rapes a baby girl.
