Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
I think you mean the bleginning
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
That’s a crunchy mom?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”