It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.
But… You Can’t Do That On Television.
*edited to add link
This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
Why you already know what’s in it
I don’t.
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 19 years
@The_Picard_Maneuver Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Dec 18, 2042 at 6:31 AM PST.
The lost season 4 script for the Last Airbender. We get to find out that Toph’s kid is Sokkas
I’m still mad about how dirty they did Suki in TLoK. Not even a fucking offhanded mention.
the camera being included is the best bit
Looking at some of the headlines from 1992 is pretty interesting:
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The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states can’t ban abortions
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there were the Rodney King riots
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Billl Cosby won a kids choice award,
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Jeffrey Dahmer was found sane and guilty of murder
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John Gotti convicted of murder
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Goosebumps by R.L. Stine is first published
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Cartoon Network goes on air
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Sinéad O’Connor rips up a picture of Pope John Paul II on SNL
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Rage Against the Machine releases their first album
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Disney’s Aladdin is released and makes a fuck load of money
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Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter is born
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Russian Federation is formed after the collapse of the Soviet Union
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Time capsules with less than 100 years are the dumbest thing.
When the same people who sealed it up are around to see it opened, it’s not a “time capsule” anymore than a couple of boxes at the bottom of the pile in my parent’s garage.
It’s a silly little thing a kid’s TV network did 31 years ago for kids. Calm down.
But all of those kids are adults now. And the kids who will see it opened have no clue what it is.
Yes. And?
Like the guy said, time capsules are pointless if the same people who made them are opening them. The kids who grew up aren’t kids anymore and the current kids won’t give a crap. Old stuff is lost on them. So basically this is for adults even though they have no personal connection to the time capsule.
Yeah, I understood this asinine point just fine the first time, thanks.
Instead of being a jerk, why don’t you explain how this is a useful time capsule?
Instead of being an ass, why don’t you explain how this is in any shape or form a useful time capsule?
No. I never made that claim so I have no obligation to defend it to some random dipshit on the internet.
We did one of these in elementary school. One day while I was back in my hometown, I remembered it and decided to swing by the school to see if they ever did anything with it.
The school was bulldozed.
