I was punished for an entire summer and made to sit at the kitchen table and read every day so I read through my mom’s anne rice vampire books (could never get through memnock the devil though it was so boring) so needless to say this was extra funny to me!
Thanks for the laugh and the reminder of that summer! Remember to smash that like button and subscribe!
I was somewhat horrified at the stuff your mother let you read before I remembered her dirty stuff is under a pen name.
I was like 14-15 so I guess it wouldn’t have been toooo bad, but yeah they weren’t all that “raunchy” lol
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“Hey mortals, welcome back.”
“What’s up, bloodbags? Thanks for tuning in so late! Well, it’s late where I am, if you know what I mean!”
It’s scary how that annotation changes the reading voice in my head
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