That command prompt.
This actually happened to me once. I illegally streamed a show and then this Italian guy Vinnie the Foot blasts through my screen. Nice guy. Asked for a towel, I made him an espresso, we watched movies and smoked cigars til sunrise.
How is Vinnie these days? I haven’t seen him since grade school, back when he used to have chest hair dandruff.
They buried Vinnie on a hill, overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around.
Just as he always wanted.
Fuckin Vinnie. He stole my dad’s toupée my dad is still pissed about that.
Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor
You’re right, Vinnie has impeccable fashion sense. Hurts to hear the truth though.
They could steal your personal data without you knowing
compared to legal sites stealing your personal data after telling you (it’s buried among the 100+ pages TOS you agreed to)
The C: prompt let’s you know they mean business
does this mean if I pay for streaming my privacy will be respected
You dropped this - /s
🤔
Huh, I didn’t think emojis would be italicized. Interesting.
- Normal: 🤔
- Italicized: 🤔
- Bold: 🤔
- Strikethrough:
🤔
i love this so much
Devs, we need bold emojis stat. Fennec people, get on it !
Why the fuck do these exist? 💁♂️
They don’t show up italicised for me (iOS)
Did you ask Tim Cook for permission before trying that ?
Yep
The show up italicized for me, iOS Thunder app
To ask…
Sweet summer child
They could steal your personal data without you knowing.
Hah! Like the “legal” services are much better than that!
Shoutout to Sony BMG putting rootkits in legally bought CDs.
You would be safer pirating.
Hey now, the legal services tell you they’re stealing your data. It’s in section 9, subsection 14, paragraph 423 of the terms of service.
It’s 507 paragraphs long and written in a mix of German and Esperanto but yeah, it’s right there! Clear as day!
The streams are coming from inside the house.
C:\> They could steal your personal data without you knowing. </ At line:1 char:57 + They could steal your personal data without you knowing. </ + ~ The '<' operator is reserved for future use. + CategoryInfo : ParserError: (:) [], ParentContainsErrorRecordException + FullyQualifiedErrorId : RedirectionNotSupported
Well of course it errors out, you’re using powershell rather than DOS
C:\> They could steal your personal data without you knowing. </'
Access is denied.
Proof my data is safe!
It’s actually
C:/>
just to fuck your shit up.
Last time I tried to stream a hockey game legally it just wouldn’t ever load. I went back to the pirate stream.
You probably had to be using a Smart™ TV so they could steal your personal data.
Legal streams let something worse than criminals in. Lawful criminals.
as opposed to the legal services where youre forced to hand it over along with paying exorbitant prices for a tiny catalogue
You should use legal streams that you pay for so you know they’re stealing your personal data!
You wouldn’t download a torrent
I downloaded 2 seasons of 1 tv show and 3 seasons of another in the last month, but I used direct download.
So, no. I wouldn’t.
remembers the repacks from 3 weeks ago
Nevermind.
Who are they stealing my personal data from, corporation?? Are they stealing it from me or from you??
they could steal your personal data without you knowing
Is that supposed to be more intimidating than corporations stealing my personal data with or without me knowing?
That’s why you torremt
I stream torrents using stremio.
Oh clever, didn’t realize you could do that
Yeah it’s pretty nice, basically every convenience of paid streaming services for free and every movie and TV show in one place.
If you use it I highly recommend the torrentio add on https://torrentio.strem.fun/configure