imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things
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Jack of all trade isn’t a weakness.
-Sincerely, a jack of all trade.
I guess my head becomes invincible and nothing can hurt it and I feel no pain in my head, ever?
My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.
A lot of people read this as “your greatest weakness is now gone” which makes sense given the video game slider analogy
Meanwhile I’m here like “how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything”?
But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]
It’s not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that’s even slightly productive.
The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you’ve been putting off. Constantly.
Not a boon, but a curse.
thanks i’m pretty sure you just gave my assigned personal hell demon ideas 💀
I become responsible
I’m not really sure what my biggest weakness is, but I’ll just say its my crippling fear of asking people for stuff. So now, either people ask me for things, or whatever I ask other people to do is immediately done? More confusing than a strength I’d say.
I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.
I am procrastinate and don’t fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.
Now I am immortal god.
Somehow, my indifference to heights means I control the known universe. Nobody, least of all me, knows why or how.
I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.
I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s
My love care and empathy for other people has made me the most lovable woman in my country and the most suitable spokesperson for humankind
Reality: I dont like people and my interactions with them , especially when I was young (partys.and stuff) only bolstered that feeling
Well, now that I don’t absolutely suck at talking to strangers and don’t fumble my words, my life just got a lot easier.
I’m undepressable and I don’t have ADHD anymore
Instead of being guilt-ridden and terrified of making mistakes, especially if they might cause harm to others, I get… antisocial personality disorder? Fuck.
