Bonus flavors!
230 calories per bottle
The serving size is BOTTLE?!
Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.
cancer in many colours and flavors
Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase “Do the Dew!”
I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking “you know what, not such an awful idea” hah
No, that would be silly.
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The fact that you felt compelled to post this, says a lot.
They relish in the idea.
hey
I thought that biscuit flavoured cola was probably fake as well, but then I saw a discarded can of it yesterday
Contains no artificial ingredients…except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.
It is what plants crave.
Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!
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Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?
