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I gotta start calling people blatherskites. Been missing out.
Blackguards for me
This guy quaffs
I’LL OUT-QUAFF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRUITY FRIENDS
He was…thirsty
I challenge you to a quaff-off!
Do I really want to know what “quaff” is?
he quaffed pint after pint of good, good juice.
No, methinks I doth prefer mine earlier ignorance. :-P
It’s the male form of queef.
cool t-shirt design
The last line repeating his name really brought the whole thing together. It was unnecessary but it also just had so much authority.
Am I a gravy trainer? How would I know if I was?
You 100% are. Any non-gravy trainer would has strong conviction that they’re not.
The doubt means you must be. Time to go get out quaffed.
I’m sorry you had to learn this way.
