I dont remember the age, but it was before Kindergarten, thought men came into the house at night to load the next days shows into the TV.
The USA was the good guys.
I thought CEOs worked super hard
So many things…
I didn’t understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like “does god exist” and you’d be able to get answers to all of life’s big mysteries.
I thought there was a left and right sock
I thought wolverines were mythical creatures
I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something
Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package
I could go on…
I thought the priest at church was Jesus.
Thanks for giving me a good laugh!
Now that’s fuckin’ funny right there haha.