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If you have admin portal access to write transport rules, I recommend writing a rule that has the server reply with a 550 5.7.1 Delivery Refused error. Trigger it based on the keyphrases “top of Google search” and “affordable SEO” to start with.
Pffffffffftt I was barely able to make a website without actually accidentally uploading a picture of my balls mate 😂
SEO services, what scum.
That said, if you need a website redesign, I know a company. (/s)
Haven’t you read all those concerned emails? OP’s web design is great! 😂
I don’t even own a business, and I get that all the time. I just have a custom domain for my email.
I get these all the time, so I feel your pain.
And then you get the follow-up… “I wanted to make sure you didn’t ignore the last three emails I sent…” blah, blah, blah. Go swallow glass!
I worked with a startup once where we had individual company emails and had a good giggle at how different the spam is compared to personal stuff! Mostly in our case it was dubious offers of office space, furniture and other such services.
I took my phone number off my Google profile and the spam calls dropped off immediately. I do custom work and only locally so I don’t want to cast a wide net.
I wrote my number on a piece of paper and took a picture of it and uploaded that. A low tech captcha.
even if it’s the top result
I feel like being the top result is the primary reason you get this spam.
Nah, I get spam for my personal website where I host projects etc and also use as a convenience domain… It’s pretty clear that I don’t actively want to be indexed (if they wanna do it then sure but I’m not sure what they’re searching for) and yet they’re still talking about how they can get me more sales for my… Open source tokeniser and instruction set I guess?
Do you have your email published on the website somewhere? Could just be because it’s out in the open where all the bots can scrape it. They don’t know what’s on the website; only that this email is associated with one.
Ugh, yes. The joys of small businesses, alongside the rare spam call about “funding.” Thankfully these emails all go to my spam filter now! But it is super annoying.
I occasionally get acquisition emails for a Roku channel I develop/maintain that are of a similar ilk. They always brag about how many channels they’ve acquired, which I’ve never understood.
Yes hello, I’d like to buy your 2 million dollar business for 10 bucks.
I have access to the email of a rescue I work for, like dogs and cats. The amount of these we get is ridiculous. We don’t want to be the top of google! We already get 7 million emails asking us to take animals or idiots looking for a free puppy for christmas!
One of them led with “dear” though. Are you sure it’s not just your grandma just trying to help you?
Aye if my granny was Nigerian!
