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sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What You're acc to your fav language

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What You're acc to your fav language

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sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    What’s the one to the right of Java?

    • telemaphone@beehaw.org
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      Matlab

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        Proprietary matplotlib

  • SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca
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    Look, I was forced to learn R (very badly) for my PhD (which I didn’t complete). So technically I’m not a nerd (it’s sadder than that). Yay!!

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    2 years ago

    Elixir: Look of superiority

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    Why are we all accumulators?

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    Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided

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      Removed by mod

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        At least with labview there’s all sorts of NI proprietary shit which makes instrumenting labview equipment slightly less torturous. Matlab is literally just expensive Python inside the world’s worst GUI and one indexing so it’s annoying to port algorithms out of it

  • fer0n@lemmy.world
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    Not all of these are programming languages btw

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      You’re a nerd for knowing that.

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        You’re a nerd for calling them out about it.

    • SwampYankee@mander.xyz
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      Scripting languages are for popular kids and jocks.

      • fer0n@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know all of them, but I was talking about React being a framework, not a language.

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          Hah, I kinda glossed over that one. Not sure what the downvote is about, it’s a joke. JS and PHP are the two I’m most familiar with and they’re scripting languages, not “proper” programming languages. That doesn’t make them any less serious. Anyway, React, being a library for a scripting language, is two steps removed.

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            A scripting language is certainly a programming language. In fact, it can be hard to even draw a line at all. PHP is just-in-time compiled, and has static analysis tools that can catch errors that are normally considered “compile-time” - scripting language or no? Is Typescript compiled? Are JVM bytecode and WASM just very low level scripting languages? Can you write a powerful web application using BASH? What even is Lisp, in this context? “Scripting language” is a poor abstraction, really.

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    Mine is “nobody cares about camels anymore”

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      tbf perl nerds still are some of the nerdiest of nerds

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      We’re old nerds.

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        You are a nerd and your back hurts

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      Is that an OCaml reference/joke?

      • neidu2@feddit.nl
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        Perl

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      Oh, Camels…

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    Im not an engineer angery

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      OP does not know math people are cooler than engineers and physicists.

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        deleted by creator

      • Welt@lazysoci.al
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        Purer ≠ cooler

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    MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.

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    No kotlin eh?

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      I can help with that one

      “You are a nerd”

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    I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie

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      This interface is bloated

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      How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.

  • Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world
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    What about PowerShell?

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      My favorite programming language is VBA

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        Legit tho you can do crazy shit with VBA. Excel is not sandboxed.

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      Have you ever been to PowerShell Summit? It’s the only nerd conference I’ve ever attended where only about half the attendees actually realized they are nerds at a nerd conference. I love the vibe. It’s got style and pizzazz.

      That said, the added entry for PowerShell would still be: “You are a nerd.”

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        No, but now that’s absolutely on my radar, lol.

        And yes! Woohoo!

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      Lost and confused nerd.

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    Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language

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      Second only to the unsung hero that didn’t make it to the image, CSS

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    My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.

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      It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.

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        And a Python developer is born!

        Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…

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      You just described my life. JS is hell.

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        You guys are using typescript right? … right?

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          Yes. However, The same cannot be said for every other dev on the project.

          Typescript helps a lot but JS still lacks a lot of the functionality, and especially the tooling, available in other frameworks.

          Going from ASP.Net Core to NestJS is like digging holes with a shovel instead of a backhoe. It feels like a huge downgrade. And then half your time is spent dealing with the incredibly finicky dev environment.

          I am not impressed.

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    “You are an engineer and a nerd”

    We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.

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      What language is that one?

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        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MATLAB

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        Matlab

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