I’m probably going to judge you if you say Holocene, without an interesting non-trivial reason.

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    Late-Permian extinction. Not very imaginative, but I find it cool that there are so many hypotheses even about the largest mass extinction ever.

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        Ooh, since this is a safe space for dorks, I would like to be pedantic myself. Thank you for the opportunity. The oxygen catastrophe was caused by cyanobacteria-like organisms, which are photosynthetic, but are not plants. But it’s true, all bio-mass matters!

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          Yeah I knew they weren’t plants but it made the analogy easier to pretend they were 😅
          They have plant-ey vibes

          They were all like “let’s get the Calvin cycle up in this house, lets light it up!” And so they did, and the atmosphere caught fire

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            The first thing that comes to mind is that bacteria are prokaryotes, while plants are eukaryotes. They have internal membranes, called thylakoids, in which they do photosynthesis, but chloroplasts in plants are fully-developed organelles with their own DNA. If I recall correctly, the current thinking is that chloroplasts developed from endosymbiotic cyanobacteria.

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    Zombie apocalypse. Anyone left over is either immune from the cause or smart enough to avoid it.

    Just me but I like the idea of a peaceful world.

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    I wouldn’t call any extinction event a favorite, because it is a loss. An interesting one that is less known than the Dodo is that the wake island rail bird was hunted to extinction by starving Japanese soldiers in WWII. The Americans blockaded the island, trapping the Japanese there, and they ate all the birds in just a couple years time.

    I think it’s an interesting extinction because it’s an unintended casualty of war.

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    Not sure if it counts but the devonian extinction is probably my favorite. Wiped out a bunch of marine vertebrates (I hate fish, they had it coming)

    The theories behind why it happened changed, and it’s technically two small extinction events. Although it is pretty big iirc >95% of the worlds vertebrates died off and did not come back

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      That’s my fav too.
      “The Oxygen Catastrophy” is just such a cool name.

      • Also some upstart bacteria just start pumping out poison that kills almost everything (oxygen)
      • Causes the ocean to rust
      • Causes the atmosphere to catch on fire
      • then causes the earth to turn to a snowball

      Fuckin metal

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    When the hyper intelligent dinosaurs lost control of their nuclear power plants and their society collapsed.

    Just a pet theory of mine.