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Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.
Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.
Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl’s armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo
Text accoppaninn link:
Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials
Message was sent 11:59/AM
Reply from screenshotter: “that tweet?” There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.
Yes Oreo-bot, please feel free to quote the grossest metaphor imaginable for marketing purposes.
Don’t make me ask twice
Yes, you may use my armpit.
We all have a visceral reaction to this because we’ve had an adjacent experience at some point. You know it’s true.
I had a viscous reaction, if ya know what I mean.
To which part of this??
Yes
I would say “what a good day to be blind”, yet you added the text transcription.
hehehe
Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.
The description is the best part for me. It’s got me thoroughly scratching my head wondering if OP is some AI, but they’re here in the comments with us and clearly not.
Bout to dive into some Oreos though myself.
The blind text transcriptions are becoming a second layer of meta-meme within the meme itself
Sounds uncomfortable for all involved
Live chaotically. Just tell them yes.
Ligjt mode twitter
I usually prefer Daruk mode
You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.
Here’s a version that doesn’t have potato quality
Lame
I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants
Right click —> save as
Everything
Adam SandlerAndy Samberg does besides Brookyln 99 feels like running into your teacher at the grocery store, for me.That makes alot of sense, but also makes me feel extra old. So do me a favor and GET OFF MY LAWN 🤣
I knew him from Lonely Island before I ever saw any of his SNL stuff or B99, so for me it’s like seeing Weird Al become a successful screen actor. I like Andy so it makes me smile.
Don’t tell OOP or were going to get another cursed flavor.
Salmon and Chook Oreos
How do think the white stuff in Oreo is made?
You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: “Oh, we love it!..”
I am sexually attracted to Oreos
Hi Iheartcheese, we at OREO love this comment. Would you mind if we reshare it?
highly compressed
🤌 Perfect
Mine?
Yes bro, yours. Devilish666 asked for yours specifically, you gotta give a thought to what you just posted and go to sleep
MFW she says she doesn’t wear deodorant
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