Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:
Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.
The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia
Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.
Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.
You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.
It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries
I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.
For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?
Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅
Coprolite Diamonds?
Some people have slower digestive systems than others
It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating
Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.
Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.
So far so good on vaccines this year for me.
Two words: magnesium citrate.
Push
I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?
Yeah: don’t spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.
Fiber, lots of.
Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.
Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?
Second day of the holidays > can’t stop pooping
Man this period isn’t good for your health…
The Lemmy cycle:
- bean memes
- shitposts
- beef memes
- memes about never pooping
- back to start
I just cleared hard drive of stroganoff memes so that better not come back.
quick, get this poster some bean memes
Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.
