pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 days agoSome Mnemonicssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarealgernon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoIT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades. algernon nods sagely
minus-squareauthorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoTHAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoJust lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
minus-squareFonzie!@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoJust don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoSTEP 1: find company run by idiots STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job STEP 3: barely work at all STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks
minus-squareBrahvim Bhaktvatsal@lemmy.kde.sociallinkfedilinkisiZuluarrow-up0·10 days ago“Algernon”? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?
IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.
algernon nods sagely
THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
STEP 1: find company run by idiots
STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job
STEP 3: barely work at all
STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks
“Algernon”? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?